Reese & Jake, Paris & Stavros

When last we checked in with the elusive and possibly mythic entity known as Gyllenspoon, they were spied “deep, deep in conversation” at a party, having supposedly reunited, yet again, after their “harshest split yet.” On Wednesday, Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal kept out of each other’s personal space at the Los Angeles premiere of “Rendition,” although their game of keep-away will likely do little to quell talk of their supposedly hot-and-cold coupling. The latest chatter comes courtesy of the Chicago Sun-Times, which claims the willowy Oscar winner, whose divorce from Ryan Phillippe was finalized this week, and the unfortunately be-whiskered actor have recently “enjoyed several quiet dinners” at her house (a location chosen to escape their capture on camera, natch). Gyllenhaal has also supposedly spent some “significant” time getting to know Witherspoon’s kids, Ava, 8, and Deacon, who turns 4 this month. The paper says dinner guests have included Jake’s sister, Maggie, and her baby daddy, Peter Sarsgaard, and there’s been talk of a family trip to Hawaii over Thanksgiving. (Hey, you know what we’d give thanks for? A photo — even a blurry one — of Reese at least making eye contact with Jake’s dreamy baby blues.)

Penélope Cruz and Javier Bardem didn’t just get “very touchy-feely” at the New York Film Festival last weekend. They also got hands-on during a beach getaway to the Maldives earlier this month, as seen in newly surfaced and smokin’ hot snaps of the Spanish thespians engaged in a series of steamy, swimsuit-clad clinches.

Has Paris Hilton already grown bored with her chiseled Swedish charity case? People reports the starlet enjoyed a “supersecret date” with former flame Stavros Niarchos in Los Angeles a few days back. But James Bond they ain’t. The mag says their cloak-and-dagger attempts to go undetected at the movies involved Hilton hanging out in the ladies’ room as the Hellenic hottie bought tickets, with the two then rendezvousing in the darkened theater.

Despite achieving fame, fortune and an NBA-playing husband in the form of Tony Parker, Eva Longoria wants us to know she really is just like us. Too bad she apparently thinks we’re ’50s housewives. “I’m very domestic,” the “Desperate Housewives” star tells the London Daily Mirror. “I clean, I sew, I do Tony’s laundry.” That’s not all. She’s also “a great chef” who cooks “every day” and makes “an amazing tortilla soup.” Alas, “Tony doesn’t like Mexican food,” admits Eva. What’s a domestic goddess to do? Why, whip up a “lemon pasta with pork chops and mushrooms” that’s now his “favorite thing,” of course. Longoria also shares her procreation plans with the paper, joking (we think) that “Desperate” creator Marc Cherry “has forbidden me to get pregnant this year” (Marcia Cross‘ twin-bulging belly forced script revisions last season). For now, “we’re going to spend time as a married couple and build a solid foundation together before we bring our child into the world … I believe God will bless us with the baby when the time is right.”